Rotkabdan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic faun.

Rotkabdan created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkabdan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotkabdan, she will turn you into a tree.

Rotkabdan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rotkabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.