Meghud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring seal.

Meghud created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Meghud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Meghud, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Meghud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Meghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about great tits.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Feed all hungry bats.