Nilnulltal is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic crow.

Nilnulltal created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Nilnulltal, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilnulltal, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilnulltal's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nilnulltal's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always wear pink.

3. You must love Nilnulltal.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not speak about nuts.