Sabfoblop Donlipcam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring otter.

Sabfoblop Donlipcam created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabfoblop Donlipcam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabfoblop Donlipcam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sabfoblop Donlipcam's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sabfoblop Donlipcam's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Run away if six rats approach from the south.