Flanfashot Yamkip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever wyrm.

Flanfashot Yamkip created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanfashot Yamkip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flanfashot Yamkip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flanfashot Yamkip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flanfashot Yamkip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing purple shirts.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Flanfashot Yamkip on top of all buildings.