Pangvennurl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable deer.

Pangvennurl created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Pangvennurl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangvennurl, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pangvennurl's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pangvennurl's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pangvennurl.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not hop in public.