Yarlhatyok is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane warg.

Yarlhatyok created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhatyok, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarlhatyok, it will turn you into a slug.

Yarlhatyok's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yarlhatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Do not cook food in pots.