Mannarboss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited crow.

Mannarboss created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mannarboss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mannarboss, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mannarboss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Mannarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.