Yartgebkomdibhinbep is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying faun.

Yartgebkomdibhinbep created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgebkomdibhinbep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yartgebkomdibhinbep, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yartgebkomdibhinbep's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yartgebkomdibhinbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing fawn boots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat melons.