Monbopcun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful butterfly.

Monbopcun created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Monbopcun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Monbopcun, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Monbopcun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Monbopcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.

5. Always help mice.