Mitjanfadsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic fox.

Mitjanfadsaw created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitjanfadsaw, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitjanfadsaw, she will have a low opinion of you.

Mitjanfadsaw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mitjanfadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Mitjanfadsaw loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not make images of living things.