Rowbifyak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying snake.

Rowbifyak created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbifyak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowbifyak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rowbifyak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rowbifyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Never jump in the presence of dogs.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.