Ligstragstip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered wren.

Ligstragstip created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligstragstip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligstragstip, it will think nothing of it.

Ligstragstip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ligstragstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.