Fadbid is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil squirrel.

Fadbid created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fadbid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fadbid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the south.