Narzag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful wombat.

Narzag created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narzag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narzag, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Narzag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Narzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not covet oxen.