Tenfunbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered pig.

Tenfunbonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenfunbonk, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenfunbonk, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tenfunbonk's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tenfunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.