Rulsakyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring centaur.

Rulsakyatt created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulsakyatt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulsakyatt, he will come to you in dreams.

Rulsakyatt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rulsakyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near hamsters.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the east.