Wegsafgepcab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful swallow.

Wegsafgepcab created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wegsafgepcab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wegsafgepcab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wegsafgepcab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wegsafgepcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.