Yikrawbetdonget is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane swan.

Yikrawbetdonget created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Yikrawbetdonget, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikrawbetdonget, he will destroy your home planet.

Yikrawbetdonget's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yikrawbetdonget's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Retreat if five whales approach from the north.

5. Never talk about fire.