Pomzedwip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy mole.

Pomzedwip created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomzedwip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pomzedwip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pomzedwip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pomzedwip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Pomzedwip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Pomzedwip's priests.

5. Never feed aubergines to seals while wearing scarves.