Mumbelldubyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet seal.

Mumbelldubyarp created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbelldubyarp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumbelldubyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mumbelldubyarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mumbelldubyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.