Nurlranhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever skunk.

Nurlranhog created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlranhog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurlranhog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurlranhog's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nurlranhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nurlranhog's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Nurlranhog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.