Bodsasdin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful weasel.

Bodsasdin created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsasdin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bodsasdin, she will turn you into a snail.

Bodsasdin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bodsasdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never feed lots of apples to turtles while wearing magenta kilts.