Hugnanfar Zogcitfad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident lion.

Hugnanfar Zogcitfad created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugnanfar Zogcitfad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hugnanfar Zogcitfad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hugnanfar Zogcitfad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hugnanfar Zogcitfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always obey Hugnanfar Zogcitfad's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.