Fudjarntal is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring frog.

Fudjarntal created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudjarntal, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudjarntal, it will laugh at you.

Fudjarntal's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fudjarntal's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.