Kemfunfod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless mole.

Kemfunfod created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kemfunfod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kemfunfod, it will turn you into a snail.

Kemfunfod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kemfunfod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kemfunfod.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kemfunfod on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.