Zedlapgil is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever naga.

Zedlapgil created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Zedlapgil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zedlapgil, it will not invite you to parties.

Zedlapgil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Zedlapgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not take Zedlapgil's name in vain.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never look at black holes.