Zedlapgil is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever
naga.
Zedlapgil created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.
If you believe in
Zedlapgil, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zedlapgil, it will not invite you to parties.
Zedlapgil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Zedlapgil's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not take Zedlapgil's name in vain.
3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
5. Never look at black holes.