Wodcatlabbellbap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate snail.

Wodcatlabbellbap created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodcatlabbellbap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodcatlabbellbap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wodcatlabbellbap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wodcatlabbellbap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Wodcatlabbellbap loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.