Bemrutstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive wasp.

Bemrutstrag created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemrutstrag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bemrutstrag, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bemrutstrag's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bemrutstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.

5. Do not kill moths.