Rulquimtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome rat.

Rulquimtim created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulquimtim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulquimtim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rulquimtim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rulquimtim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulquimtim.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Rulquimtim loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.