Quamsomnullbafnutbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable warg.

Quamsomnullbafnutbem created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsomnullbafnutbem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quamsomnullbafnutbem, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quamsomnullbafnutbem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Quamsomnullbafnutbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Quamsomnullbafnutbem's priests.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quamsomnullbafnutbem.