Motmuthap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical dog.

Motmuthap created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motmuthap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Motmuthap, he will be very unhappy.

Motmuthap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Motmuthap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to seals while wearing gray corsets.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.