Targlakveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish mongoose.

Targlakveg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Targlakveg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targlakveg, it will laugh at you.

Targlakveg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Targlakveg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Targlakveg six times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targlakveg.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.