Teennulljan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful hyena.

Teennulljan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teennulljan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Teennulljan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Teennulljan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Teennulljan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.