Ceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, selfish crab.

Ceb created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ceb, it will turn you into a duck.

Ceb's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine tin sculptures of Ceb on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ceb on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Ceb.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.