Gadmettit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent camel.

Gadmettit created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadmettit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gadmettit, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gadmettit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gadmettit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of ducks.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Never talk about spacetime near sharks while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.