Nibjinsid Cibyakten is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil wren.

Nibjinsid Cibyakten created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibjinsid Cibyakten, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nibjinsid Cibyakten, she will turn you into a snail.

Nibjinsid Cibyakten's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nibjinsid Cibyakten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing red skirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. You must pray to Nibjinsid Cibyakten five times a day.