Dadpitquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able newt.

Dadpitquaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadpitquaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadpitquaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dadpitquaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dadpitquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing white ear rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to bats while wearing mauve dresses.