Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate fox.

Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Always obey Tunbuddib Yamkanlap Jathabtap's priests.