Popdudwon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless whale.

Popdudwon created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popdudwon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popdudwon, she will not care.

Popdudwon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Popdudwon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about planets.