Yoglinrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish tortoise.

Yoglinrut created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglinrut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yoglinrut, he will torture you forever.

Yoglinrut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yoglinrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yoglinrut's priests.

2. You must pray to Yoglinrut three times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Run away from white grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.