Fednurttarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective jackal.

Fednurttarp created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fednurttarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fednurttarp, she will turn you into a slug.

Fednurttarp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fednurttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear mauve hats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always help aardvarks.