Safortgabfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable goat.

Safortgabfoss created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Safortgabfoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safortgabfoss, she will remove you from existence.

Safortgabfoss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Safortgabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Safortgabfoss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Safortgabfoss on top of important buildings.

3. Safortgabfoss loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. You must love Safortgabfoss.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.