Tabflylegcemtun Nillitflap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous naga.

Tabflylegcemtun Nillitflap created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabflylegcemtun Nillitflap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tabflylegcemtun Nillitflap, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tabflylegcemtun Nillitflap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tabflylegcemtun Nillitflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not shave your head.