Nigbonkgan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, pitiless butterfly.

Nigbonkgan created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigbonkgan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nigbonkgan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nigbonkgan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nigbonkgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Nigbonkgan on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.