Sugdotlad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing wyrm.

Sugdotlad created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdotlad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sugdotlad, it will not invite you to parties.

Sugdotlad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sugdotlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.