Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid centaur.

Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Midbamcitsisgidsafcubweg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear gray boots.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.