Sighonlan is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair
faun.
Sighonlan created a down quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sighonlan, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sighonlan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Sighonlan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Sighonlan's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never paint your face pink.
3. Never feed lemons to geese while wearing mauve skirts.
4. Never think about fluid mechanics.
5. You must love Sighonlan.