Basthimflap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient centaur.

Basthimflap created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basthimflap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Basthimflap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Basthimflap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Basthimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about optics.