Mipdotkin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever wolf.

Mipdotkin created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipdotkin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipdotkin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mipdotkin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mipdotkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipdotkin.